when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you
THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION
AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT
SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE
SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN
Is that John Green?
That’s John Green.
THE AMOUNT OF TIMES THIS HAS SHOWED UP ON MY DASH AND I NEVER NOTICED THAT IT WAS JOHN GREEN THAT SAID THAT!
I rewatched that old Tyler video and am so second-hand embarrassed right now… I can’t stop laughing. It is gold.
Standing Still (part one) - Despite his better judgement, Kurt signs up for an online dating website and is surprised to find he’s a pretty popular potential love interest. But amidst the six-packs and shirtless profile pictures, he gets a message from a boy name Blaine. A shy, mysterious boy, who Kurt finds himself inexplicably drawn to. But Blaine has a secret, one he’s not sure if he wants Kurt to know.
He’s not sure why he does it. Maybe it’s the pressure Rachel’s been putting on him to find a boyfriend. Maybe it’s the fact that he’s the only single one on karaoke night, the awkward fifth, seventh, ninth wheel. Maybe it’s because he’s lonely and the nights get long, and the other side of his bed is starting to feel strangely empty.
Whatever the reason, it doesn’t change the fact that it’s one in the morning on a Wednesday night, and Kurt Hummel has just completed an online dating profile. He uploads a picture of himself sitting at his desk in the Vogue office, to show he’s committed to work, one of him smiling at the bar with Rachel, to show he likes to have a good time, and one someone took during a NYADA performance, just because he looks really damn good.
OKAY IMAGINE kurt and blaine are both famous and they’ve never met, they don’t know each other personally, but they’re both fans of each other’s work. and when they get asked questions in interviews like “who is your celebrity crush?” kurt goes, “oh god, that’s embarrassing……
Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.
Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.
Ladies and gentlemen…a look into the bizarre sense of humor of
Mr. Christopher Paul Colfer.
Aug. 28, 2014