graceespooks:

OH MY GOD

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awwww-cute:

My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep

awwww-cute:

My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep

2 days ago with 205,158 notes — via chatterboxrose, © awwww-cute


chatterboxrose:

Halloween fic for October! I hope you like it! Thanks to daltoneering for looking over this for me and slightestwind for listening to me rant about the idea for it. ♥︎♥︎

SummaryVampire Alternative Meeting AU; Blaine meets an attractive guy at a Halloween party dressed up as a vampire. Things get weirder from there.

They meet on Halloween night at a party.

It’s a party Sam is throwing and Blaine is pretty sure the even he doesn’t know half the people here, though that doesn’t seem to concern him at all. He’s chatting it up with a few pretty model types and Blaine is sort of wandering around the party, holding is glass of way too spiked red punch and trying to find one of their actual friends to talk with.

“That looks yummy.”

Blaine stops walking and turns toward the voice. It’s a guy, sitting in the lip of their window, feet on the fire escape. The black cape he’s wearing sort blows a bit in the nice fall breeze.

“The punch?” asks Blaine, holding his cup up.

The guy’s eyes sort of sparkle. He laughs. “Yeah, sure.”

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twistedviper:

bitter-sweet-laugh:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

I’m pISIING

LOL

ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T

twistedviper:

bitter-sweet-laugh:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

I’m pISIING

LOL

ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T

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crisscolfer au | do you currently have or have you ever had any nicknames?

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angels-of-porn:

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

Why do I live here 

angels-of-porn:

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

Why do I live here 

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sir-pyllero:

Mpreg!Kurt verse in which their first born is four years old when Kurt and Blaine tell him that he will get a little brother or -sister. 

This drabble also includes anon’s prompt to have Kurt do something he wasn’t supposed to be doing. 

Miscarriage
Pregnancy
Name

Broccoli

Kurt knows when he crosses ‘broccoli’ off the grocery list because even the thought of it makes him gag. He gasps out a quiet “Oh my God” that no one hears and gives himself a few moments to just sit and stare at his own writing. For a few seconds, he allows himself to think that he’s just being paranoid and that he’s just not in the mood for broccoli. But then someone walks by his office with Chinese take out and the smell of steamed broccoli floats to Kurt’s nostrils. 

He ducks under the table and pukes his own lunch into the trash bin. 

"Oh my God." 

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sir-pyllero:

2 years after a miscarriage, Kurt discovers he’s pregnant again. 

(The miscarriage drabble

4-5 weeks

Pregnant. 

The word is followed by a smiley face. Kurt feels tears form in his eyes. 

It had been his suggestion to leave the condoms out of the shopping list and they have been trying for a couple of months now. The only thing missing from their perfect picture of home is a child. They want one. 

Kurt wants one. 

But a gut-wrenching fear is preventing him from matching the smiley’s expression as he presses his hand on his still-flat stomach. 

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blue-eyed-skeleton:

pixiiebutt:

because-blackgirls-duh:

linrenzo:

onlyblackgirl:

efecte:

sagaltesfaye:

onlyblackgirl:

I love my First Lady

Can you please tell her to tell her husband to stop killing muslims? Thanks

literally all she does is try to make the country “healthy” by giving students shitty school lunches like please do something else and help your husband fix the economy! *goes awf*

Imma need y’all to learn how the United States Government works. You don’t have to like her or the president but learn that they do not makes the decisions, they really do not have very much power, the president does not have the power to just snap his fingers and make shit happen or change things. You have to have 2/3 vote from congress to take a shit, let alone do anything having to do with government. The entire government was set up to make sure that exact thing could never happen, that is why there are 3 branches and that little thing called checks and balances.

In fact let me just break this down for y’all right here. 

  • President has 2 OFFICIAL jobs, Commander and Chief of the Armed Forces, but he only controls a limited amount of the funding for those troops (enough for 90 to 120 days) to engage these troops in combat. He CANNOT just declare war. only congress can declare war. The second, Accountant over the Federal Budget. 
  • He also is responsible for creating and balancing the national budget, but everything has to be approved by congress with a 2/3 vote. 
  • He signs bills into law, can veto them as well, however congress can override his veto. 
  • He assigns judges to the Supreme court, with the senates approval. 
  • He assigns foreign ambassadors, with the senates approval. 
  • he creates his own cabinet for people to research into areas that he might not have the time to, these are the only people who do not have to get approval from senate
  • congress is made up of 535 people (100 senators 435 HoR) for any of them to come to 1 agreement has only happened once in the history of this country, and that was to go into WWII, and even that the house voted 434 to one (1st woman house of Representative she was from Maine too, she voted against WW1 and 2)  and the judicial branch can call anything unconstitutional and kill it as well. 

and if you think i’m lying you can literally google this shit in 2 seconds. 

That tea is delicious

SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN! 

I would love for people to remember this when they want to start blaming the president. Any president, though not all of them have had good ideas.

lemme get in here a sec.

The President needs a 2/3 vote in Congress to get practically anything done, right? Well currently, the 133th US Congress is split with 53 Democratic senators and 45 Republican senators and 201 Democratic representatives and 234 Republican representatives. That makes a pretty even split between the two major political parties. Ever since President Obama was elected into office, the Republicans have voted down every piece of legislation he’s attempted to pass, in an effort to pin him as the worst president in American history, so that they can go back to their white-washed elitist lives and keep all their hoarded money from the people. The President has been doing everything he can to change things, but he cannot do that without the approval of Congress. Remember that week-long shutdown we had? Yeah, that was because the Republicans weren’t getting exactly their way with the budget, so they decided to shut down the whole goddamn government until they got their way. The United States Government relies on compromise and agreement between the two parties, and we’re seriously lacking right now in that department.

So if you want to blame someone for our country’s issues, blame the goddamn Republicans for acting like tantrum-throwing two year olds.

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chordover Getting wild here late at night on set w @msleamichele

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